Setting: A little pizza joint type place next to a club in Providence. 1:00 am. Lauren is standing in line with two friends to buy a drink.

"Hey, girl in the green. Yeah, you. I wanted to let you know that you're blonde and you're beautiful and I saw you dancing up there, doin' your thing, and I just wanted to tell you that you are beautiful."

(cue to Lauren with no idea how to respond to this drunk compliment)

So she laughs, and says thank you.

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"I'm not a lesbian or anything. But you are beautiful and you should know that."

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(cue to laugh again)

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She replies with another thank you.