Can you imagine being a spider?
1- You lay completely motionless for the majority of the day, suspended who knows how far above the ground.
2- Your life is held in the quality of an entangled but perfectly organized web of ridiculously thin threads.
3- You initially have to spin that web by essentially walking around for a long time in growing concentric circles.
4- You often have to recreate that web several times a day because of human assholes that tear it down.
5- There's nothing you can do about it.

It just doesn't seem like a whole lot of fun.

AND! Your butt is half of your body-- no thank you sir.