"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100%"

Thanks to one of my little sister's friends, I am now laughing at what, at first, seemed like an immature, meaningless, common quote thing to put in a profile. But now, the truth behind that statement is disturbingly great. Talk about life smacking you in the face. I don't even know why I find it so funny.

It just takes a little phrase like that to make you laugh- and perk up an, otherwise, boring day.